Alex Karina: It’s been awhile. One of us lost a parent. One of us had to venture out and make real money for a change. And Smoothie gave up porn for three months to finally read “Gravity’s Rainbow.” So we thought we’d all get together at my place in North Williamsburg to watch the last game in the Mets/Braves series at Citi Field and talk about the adult entertainment we’ve been watching lately. deGrom is back on the mound, Mets swept Atlanta in yesterday’s double-header, it’s hot and humid in Brooklyn and I need to move a lot of files to my dropbox so I can watch more porn.
Fruitshake: I hear you got to meet porn star Small Hands a month or so ago?
Alex Karina: Yeah, he was DJing on his birthday in June at a bar in Brooklyn. I’ve known his wife Joanna Angel since the aughts when she lived in Brooklyn and now she’s moved back. It was great to see her again (I’ll be interviewing her soon) and her hubbie is a very nice fellow. And he did a great DJ set.
Fruitshake: Very cool. So, first I want to thank you for urging me to check out Lumi Ray!
Alex Karina: She’s a newcomer. I found out about her because of her very sexy social media posts.
Fruitshake: And I’ve come newly a couple of times recently to her work.
Alex Karina: Not grammatical but I know what you mean. There’s a scene of her and Cody Steele on PornHUB that is super hot. Despite being in “Teenage Auditions 4” she’s actually 26 years old. Petite. Very nice natural breasts.
Fruitshake: Why does she get me Willy so wound up?
Alex Karina: Speaking of wound up, how bout deGrom’s pitching so far in this game?
Smoothie: He’s still the master! Not ready for the pasture!
Alex Karina: Nice of you to chime in Smoothie. Have you had a chance to watch any Lumi Ray clips?
Smoothie: I saw the PornHub one you just mentioned and a scene with Seth Gamble and her on adulttime.com. You know who she reminds me of? Azlea Antistia, who worked for only a few years in the ’90s. I can still remember a scene she did for “Action Sports Sex 8” (1998) in a van with Brett Moore. I don’t know quite how to describe what they have in common physically… Jersey Girl? Compact SoCal girl?
Alex Karina: Go to a bit after the two minute mark in the clip below. Love her eyes looking up at Cody. She’s just very fresh, passionate and… maybe she makes me think of Marisa Tomei a bit? I love at about the 8 minute mark when she is riding him cowgirl style and then the doggy style sex after that. Perfect ass. I know a lot of people prefer big asses these days but I like the small round ones.
Fruitshake: Because you want to have sex with boys. You like boyish asses.
Alex Karina: No, I don’t and her ass is not boyish! She’s very relaxed and sensual here but I saw one of those Team Skeet “She’s New” videos in which she was very awkward. I wonder if they direct new performers to simulate the awkwardness because that’s the premise of the series or if it is really the girl’s first shoot.
Smoothie: She only has a few tattoos and she has lovely skin and hair. I think a lot of people prefer the women with few tattoos now, hence the popularity of studios like Vixen and WhiteBoxx.
Fruitshake: Here’s a short clip she posted on Twitter saying how pretty she feels with cum on her face. Maybe this is just to turn on fans but then again I’ve seen some young civilian women show photos to others boasting about how much cum their boyfriends blasted on their faces. I mean in mixed group scenarios.
Hehe 🙊❤️💦 pic.twitter.com/pv7a4lkuYu
— Lumi Ray (@LumiRay2) August 13, 2022
Alex Karina: Porn has changed everyone these days, I guess. Porn scenes used to be shot in dark rooms, the women all acted like they were stoned or forced to have sex, bad music took you out of the scene because you couldn’t hear the sounds of sex. It took years before pornographers figured out that wankers wanted presence. They wanted to feel like they were in the scene. And the performers looked better in natural light. Looked at this shot with Gianna Dior and Judge Dredd from his latest DVD.
Smoothie: Think about it–there are still millions of couples who never have sex unless they are in a dark room and tired (because it’s the end of the day) or drunk. And it’s not just your average timid milquetoast couple. I’ve known lots of people who have had lots of sex partners and done everything you can sexually and who have probably never had sex in the middle of the day, stone sober, in a room filled with natural light.
Alex Karina: You’re saying most people are still inhibited?
Smoothie: Well, yes, why else do they consume so many drugs? They need all the help they can get to feel confident asking for what they want. Moses really did a number on these cheese balls!
Smoothie: Speaking of Gianna Dior, I had a crazy dream about her last night. In the dream we were having anal sex and both fell asleep afterwards. I woke up and discovered that the head of my penis was still in her ass, trapped in her asshole actually because it had constricted and was very tight. The rest of my dick was flaccid but the head of my dick was still lodged in her anus and I couldn’t pull it out.
Fruitshake: How can that be?
Smoothie: Well, it’s a dream, right? So I wake her up and she is so mad she says I’m going to have to just stay attached to her asshole all day. I had to follow behind her all day long! Somehow she managed to get us both back in clothes even though my dick was still in her ass! She called an Uber and she had to sit on my lap during the drive to a shoot and I was still in her ass while she filmed a new boy-girl scene.
Alex Karina: Did you ever get your cock out?
Smoothie: No, I woke up while it was still in her.
Fruitshake: Lay off the Melatonin, Smoothie!
This conversation will continue soon. Next up: it-girl Ivy Wolfe. Meanwhile, we are also excited about new porn star Aliya Brynn.
Have a great day everyone!!!! 😎☀️✌️💜💜💜😘😘 @AliyaBrynn pic.twitter.com/dZsDZmTvi9
— Toni PR News ™️ (he/him) 🌿🎮🏳️⚧️❤️ (@toniprnews) August 9, 2022
